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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 1, 2006 19:42:04 GMT -5
To: Zuko Who is probably working At the Tasty Burger While I go galavanting Around the globe I. Am. So. Bored. This plane ride is insanely long. I didn't know an object made of metal could stay up in the air for such an extended amount of time! On top of that, the TV thing is telling me I still have one more half hour of this torture. That is, of course, why I have now begun this letter to you. Bato still says he's sorry he can't drag you on his book reading world tour with us. The invitations said immediate family only- which does mean just me and Katara. He says when he writes our book- ha- you can come because people will want to meet you. Does that disturb you as much as it does me? I think this movie is in French. Maybe Spanish. Some language I don't speak at any rate. Some girl is crying, I've got that much. Maybe it is in English. Really bad English, which does not mean that I should be able to speak it well so get that look off your face. It's like Gilbert and Sullivan English, where you can't understand a word that's sung. Stupid musicals. Actually, the more I watch this, the more I think it *is* a musical. H.M.S. Pinafore, Katara says. Never heard of it. She says it is Gilbert and Sullivan, though, so yay for being right. I hope Aang isn't driving you to crazy, since its only day one and we're going to be gone for a month and a half. I know he can be a pain, but try and restrain youself. It would be far too much of a pain for us to go locate the new Avatar- besides that we need Aang to reproduce (*shudder*) or else there won't be anymore Airbenders and the cycle will be broken. The guy next to me is drooling. Not like a little bit, either. I mean he has rivers of saliva and body fluids streaming from his mouth. I wonder if he died. If someone dies on an airplane of a heart attack what do you suppose they do? Would I just have to sit next to a dead body- that I now knew was a dead body- for the remaining...fifteen minutes? That would disturb me. Happy thoughts, Sokka, happy thoughts. Fifteen minutes and you'll be in Hawaii. Without your best friend...on a volcanic island...which is completly surrounded by shark and jelly fish infested waters... ...I think we need to work on my happy thought skills because now I'm obsessing about UV rays and skin cancer. Ten more minutes, and I'm really starting to think this guy is dead. He seriously has not moved. Not even when I poked him with the sharp end of my pen on the back of the neck. What if he's contagious? Bleh. Okay, screwy plot twist in the movie that I can't figure out. Katara loves it, though, so that must mean that their love conquered all or some other such nonsense. Well, I'm supposed to put up my tray and lock my seat now. I'll write you another letter later when I have more to say. Starting on his amazingly dangerous adventure, and wishing you were here, Sokka
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 1, 2006 19:42:32 GMT -5
To: Sokka Who is probably sitting in a corner As I wonder what kind of food I am feeding people while I work in a fast food restaurant I am going to murder the little bald monk! I don't care about the Avatar and the airbenders! I'm going to kill him in his sleep! Ok, not really, but I could pretend. And knock that look off your face Sokka, it gets old really fast. Anyway, it's really ok that I'm not in Hawaii with you guys. I doesn't really seem like much fun to me anyway. Yes, that thought does disturb me. I do doubt that anyone could possible want to meet me though, so no worries there. Nothing interesting like musicals over here...actually, I take that back. My life has transformed into a musical since you've left. Uncle Iroh and Aang won't stop singing! It's insane! I keep waiting for their voices to die out, but I don't think it's happening anytime soon. Nice mental image Sokka, really. I'm not sure I ever needed to imagine a dead guy next to me on an airplane, rotting even as the hours ticked by...and that probably didn't help you at all did it? Sorry about that. Oh by the way, when thinking happy thoughts, you need to hum Peter Pan songs. It helps with the mood ^_~!
Yeah, you always did have that problem didn't you? You always worry about everything and everyone around you. It's unhealthy, knock it off. Even with the pen-poke-neck trick? Dude, I'm starting to agree with you! He could very well be dead. Did you try the opening of the eyelids trick? That usually snaps them or awake, or at least then you can tell if they are alive or not. Yes, that is a silly way to end a movie. Total chick-flick. As of life here? I mentioned before that it was a musical and I'm not kidding. Right now, Iroh is trying to teach Aang how to cook and Zula did the smart thing and ran. I, however, now have no place to go, seeing as how you're gone my escape room is closed for a month! Which is alright, because I believe I can live. Well, Uncle Iroh is telling me to help make dinner (now we're REALLY doomed) so I'll write you back when I can! The one who is ready to be locked into jail for 25 years and is anxiously awaiting your reply before he has even sent it off,
~Zuko
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 1, 2006 19:43:21 GMT -5
To: Zuko Who apparently did get a job Being a secret assassin At the local fast food Place Guess where I am. You're never going to guess. Nope. Try again. The beach, Zuko, the beach. I am actually sitting on the beach, with sand up my swimsuit and everything. Now, mind you, I haven't gotten in the water. I can do stuff to prevent myself from getting cancer, but stopping a shark attack is a bit out of my range. Some risks are just not worth taking. Katara says she misses you (don't believe her she was flirting with a surfer bum a minute ago) and that she wishes all three of you could be here. She also says not to kill Aang because then who would clean up after Appa? I'm also supposed to tell you which of the iteams that I am supposed to enclose in this envelope belong to which person (as if you could get them mixed up -_-). The necklace that is kind of like mine but with different colors of shells is for you, the earings are for Zula, and the package of coconut candy is for Aang. How is your summer reading going? Mine is awful. Someone needs to go back in time and kill this Shakespeare man. Inventor of torture, that's what he is! Stupid Othello with it's stupid symbolism. How did you talk me into taking A.P. English again? I didn't even have to take English this year and yet here I am reading stupid Othello! You're going to pay for this, you know that right? Well, I'm out of paper, almost. I have souviners for you, but I'd need a box and I don't have one. You'll just have to pick them up when I get back. Next stop on the agenda, Japan! Your ever loyal friend, Who misses you and will post bail for you when he gets back, Sokka
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 1, 2006 19:53:56 GMT -5
To: Sokka Who has mastered the fear of water and is traveling the world while I am sitting at home wishing I wasn't Well, good for you Sokka. We're all soooo proud of you. No actually we are. Also, try not to get to much sand up your swimtrunks or you'll get a rash in very uncomfortable places. Tell Katara she is missed (and I can proudly say I have not flirted with anyone) and thanks for the labels. I love the necklace, I can now see why you hardly take yours off. Please tell her that I have not killed Aang, just locked him in a deep dark cellar with Apple Cider and bread. And his coconut candy, which I think he already ate. Zula has enclosed a tape of Iroh and Aang doing a sing-a-long and a picture of her in her earrings for you to drool over. My reading? It'd be better if I didn't have the happy crew making fun of the story but it's going. A.P. English? It was for the credit, remember? That way you wouldn't have to do so much English in college. It was for your benefit, remember? So therefore, no reason for me to die, correct? Can't wait for my gifts. I would get you souvenirs, but you live here, so it would be pointless. I'm counting the days Sokka!
Your blood brother, who appreciates the offer and is jealous because you get to go to Japan, Zuko
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 1, 2006 20:15:42 GMT -5
To: Zuko Who should put himself in a box And mail himself to me To save me from Boredom
Konnichi wa, Zuko-sama! Greetings from Nihon!
Plane rides get old really fast. I think the trip from Hawaii to Japan took longer than the one from home to Hawaii! At least on the first flight I could look at the ground. Over the ocean there's nothing but clouds. No dead guy this time, though the movie actually was in Japanese so I couldn't understand a word of it.
Tell Zula thanks for the movie! We watched it as right before we got on the plane and it was a riot! I love the picture, too. The earings were very nice, and tell her she's not allowed to wear the top until I get home again.
Katara wishes me to clarify, on pain of my death, that she was not flirting with the surfer bum but that he was flirting with her. Also, she didn't kiss him but was preforming CPR even though I ran out of paper before I could tell you about that so take that as you will. Guilty concience, I say.
Now that the bussiness is out of the way, I'm going to tell you about Japan. It is awesome! Everywhere I look is a city. I'm starting to think that the whole bunch of islands are one big city. Except the mountain. Mt. Fiji? Fuji? Something like that. It's a big white volcano, anyway.
Zuko, what I'm about to tell you must never be shown to anyone. Got it? Good.
Dude, there are girls here! Like real ones! With petite little bodies, and they don't want to kick my butt. It's amazing! That said...I still like your sister better because she could kick my butt and doesn't. They don't because they can't (except that one, but it wasn't my fault that Katara pushed me into her and I couldn't apologize because I don't speak Japanese).
They also have the coolest technology here! They have cellphones that completly fold out into keyboards, and the smallest CD players I've ever seen, it is so cool! I bought you a bunch of that Manga you love. InuYasha, right? Katara said she's writing her own letter this time and is sending it to Zula containing all the stuff she got the three of you. You would think she doesn't trust me anymore or something.
Knowing that you would enjoy this even more than me, Sokka
P.S. I wasn't going to kill you for English. Just injure. Though I suppose I can't anymore. P.P.S. By the time you get this, I'll be in the Middle East. So, see you next time however you say that in Arabic.
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Post by oujiinozuko on Feb 1, 2006 20:40:24 GMT -5
To: Sokka I am debating taking the box idea and am putting stamps on my forehead right now
Konni-ho-hu-haha, to you too Sokka,
I would have never guessed that over the ocean you would see nothing, but clouds. Yay for no dead men, that would definitely brighten any plane ride I was on. Bummer about the Japanese movie, though I think you could have picked up the language soon if you had the time.
I will, or at least I would have if she wasn't reading the letter as I write. I took it just barely though, and she only read the first two paragraphs and she's satisfied. Trust me, she didn't see anything she wasn't supposed to. She got the top message too, but only because I didn't want to say it out loud.
Just so you know, that didn't help my day any. I never wanted to know about the CPR thing. EVER! Especially since she could have just bended the water out of his lungs. I will forgive her, however, if he was choking. I would then give her the benefit of the doubt.
Yes, it is Mt. Fuji. I asked Uncle Iroh. I also think that your theory of Japan and it's cities is very interesting and could be true, which is funny.
Yes, I am laughing at you and your rant right now. Very nice Sokka, let it out. I'm sorry to here about Katara shoving you into the girl, that was very rude of her. Don't tell her that, I might get hit when she gets home.
Nice love of the technology Sokka. Only you, even if it does sound cool. Hey, you bought me my Inuyasha Manga's?! I would so make you something if you were here if only to repay you! I'll bug Zula for those later...
Wishing the month was over with already,
Zuko
P.S. That's always good to know P.P.S. Good luck with that.
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 1, 2006 20:52:23 GMT -5
To: Zuko Who must not have put Enough stamps On his exceptionally large Forehead
Apparently Japanese was never your strong point. Not that I'm actually one to talk. I only picked up what I did because of the nice little receptionest girl at the hotel.
Sorry, I didn't send your Mangas with Katara's letter. I want to see your face when you get them, so they are in my suitcase along with your Hawaii and now Israel souviners.
I have to tell you, the Middle East is the most boring place so far. Not because it's not cool to look at. It's actually really cool to look at! Katara and I just aren't allowed out of the hotel room unless Bato is with us. We've been driving each other crazy, but so what else is new. It's given me a chance to finish Othello and start on Gulliver's Travels, which is even worse than Shakespeare! Was this Swift guy insane? Have you gotten that far?
Well, he was choking. Well, had choked. On his hot dog. And it wasn't really CPR, just mouth to mouth 'cause his heart hadn't stopped. Apparently Zula read at least that far on the letter, because she told Katara I told you and I was in fear for my life for the next several days.
So, tell me about your job. How is life in the world of the working? Miserable? I'll bet ^^. Give Aang, Appa, and Momo my regards! Tell them I'll bring Momo something special from Egypt, which is the next stop on the tour.
Your world traveling friend,
Sokka
P.S. Enclosed are copies of all of Katara's pictures. Yes, I do make that face a lot. Enjoy them. -Sokka
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Post by oujiinozuko on Feb 2, 2006 13:36:30 GMT -5
To: Sokka Who is making fun of me And all of my baldness Which is not very nice
Ha see? You can make fun of me about my lack of language skills no longer. No problem about the Mangas, I understand. Dude, I have souvenirs from Israel? I should have a shrine on my wall that goes with my broadswords and my blue spirit mask; souvenirs from Sokka as he went around the world.
I'm sorry you're not aloud to roam about as you please. I would hate that...actually I do. Zula melted the hinges and the locks on my door so I'm stuck in here until someone notices that I’m missing. Lovely huh? You're already at Gulliver's Travels?! For one who doesn't like the things you're reading, you sure read fast!
Ok, now I feel slightly better. Now she has the benefit of the doubt on her side and doesn't have to worry about me being jealous. I am fine.
You want to know about my job? What on earth wouldn't you know all ready? The Tasty Burger is the home for all kinds of deadly bacteria's. It's the refuge for grease, muck and anything else disgusting you could possibly think of. Trust me, it is not pleasant. Not to mention I have to work about 6 hours a day. Soooo unhealthy!
You get to go to Egypt now?! How do you get so lucky? You better give me some souvenirs from there, and I mean it! (Oh and message delivered to Momo, the dumb cat ~.~) Everyone loved the pictures, they are now hanging up in our living room on our count down wall, courtesy of Uncle Iroh.
Your not so lucky and trapped friend,
Zuko
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 2, 2006 14:06:19 GMT -5
To: Zuko Who apparently Got caught in his escape attempt Which is why he is locked In his room
Katara got a message from Zula explaining why you were locked in your room. Something about how you were missing me worse than she was and it disturbed her. How many times do I have to tell you, Zuko, I'm just not like that. We can only ever be friends. I'm sorry, it's not you it's me, and of course I care about you. It's because I care about you I don't want to be with you, and any more wonderful break-up lines you can think of.
Dude, Egypt is awesome! You would love it here! Except the sand. I have sand in places I didn't even know I had! Places I did know too, which isn't any more or less comfortable, let me tell you.
The pyramids are wicked cool! Marvels of engineering, and I have no idea how they did them. I tried to calculate and they would have to be sooo exact. So much as one inch off and the whole thing would have collapsed in on themselves. There's a good reason why these pyramids are considered some of the most remarkable things in the world, let me tell you.
The Sphinx is pretty cool, too. Katara and I had fun scaring people by using a voice amplifier I made. We hid out of sight and asked random passers-by riddles. I think one of the tour guides wet himself. Uncle Bato caught us though, and we got a long lecture which I promptly forgot. He did take away the amplifier though.
Just so you know, the Nile smells disgusting and it's like a bajillion degrees over here. Katara keeps making ice to lay on and it melts within minutes. At least she has that, though. She won't make me ice. Rude, huh?
If you've been locked in your room for- by Zula's count- 24 hours why didn't you read? You could easily have finished Othello in that time. You better hurry, though, if you're still on Othello because you still have Gulliver's Travels and Antigone to read, and there's only about five weeks of summer left.
Speaking of which, you have a count down wall? Really? I feel special now! Three weeks and counting. Then you get to see all your cool stuff.
Of course I got you stuff from Egypt! What kind of friend do you think I am? Just for that, I'm keeping one of them...if I could think of one I didn't want to give to you...well I got you one of those name dodads. You know, where they write your name in heiroglyphs- or what they think is your name anyway- on the round peice of metal. A whatchamacallit.
It's probably not really your name though because did you know the Ancient Egyptians didn't write their vowels down just like modern Hebrews and Arabics don't write their vowels down? Weird, huh? So, really, I just is Z_K_ and you could fill in any of the vowels in the blanks and they're just guessing. Fun, huh? Z.K. I like that. Can I call you that?
Well, I need to finish packing. We're off to Europe now. We have three weeks left and we still have to hit the Czech Republic, Greece, Russia, Germany, France, Spain, England, and Ireland. You know, when I list it all out like that it sounds exhausting. Eight places in three weeks. Oh boy.
Your suddenly very exhausted best friend,
Sokka
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Post by oujiinozuko on Feb 2, 2006 14:53:05 GMT -5
To: Sokka Who is very disturbed and needs to stop talking to zula long enough to think straight
You. are so....wrong! That's just wrong sick! Zula fibbed. The reason I'm locked in my room is because I stumbled upon her journal and her book of possibilities. It's not my fault Aang threw it at me!
Of course Egypt is awesome! Didn't I tell you that all these years? I warned you about sand didn't I? By the way, have you run into sand storms? Those things are nasty.
I'm so jealous! Now I really want to be there with you! I also want a picture of the pyramids, ok? Just so you know, I think I spat all my water all over Zula when I read what you and Katara did with the voice amplifier. Did anyone get the riddles right? Knowing your kind of riddles, I would think not, seeing as yours would be all about science and math...no fun at all. Don't you always forget Uncle Bato's lectures? Or any lectures for that matter?
Well yeah, the Nile probably would smell pretty awful. It's full of Hippo's and Crocodiles! She's smart yes, but it is very rude of her not to share with your non-bending soul.
I did read. As much as I could stand anyway. I just barely finished Othello. Gulliver's Travels is harder to read though, so I'll probably have to spend more time on it. Only five more weeks? No! Don't tell me that! I want to live in denial, and pretend I've graduated and I no longer have to go to school.
Yes, I really have a count down wall. It has all of your guys' pictures and it says 'Count Down' in big red letters. Then a giant calendar that goes by weeks and has a picture of where you're visiting. We then cross of the days and what not. It's Aang's favorite activity- go figure.
Firstly, it's called a cartouche pendant. Secondly, you got me one of those? That's nice of you....Z_K_? ...no, you can't call me Z.K. That's almost as weird as Zuk. Just, no.
Wow, that's a busy schedule...good luck with that. Just so you know, I can be exhausted as well with my job and entertaining Aang, because his favorite target to talk to. I have no idea why, I guess I'm just entertaining to look at.
Your friend who has no idea what to do with himself,
Zuko
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 2, 2006 15:17:59 GMT -5
To: Zuko The burger flipping Fry frieing Ice cream cone dipping Wonder
Zula? Fib? Since when?
...I know I'm going to regret asking you this, but...was I in her diary? What did she say? And what's a book of possibilities? Was I in that too? I believe you when you say Aang threw it at you. He's done that to me before with Katara's. Ice is cold.
Katara took lots of pictures for you, since I'm camera challenged. She just left for the one hour photo place so I'll stick them in here when she gets back and send them with this letter so you can add more pictures to your countdown wall.
I'll have you know that I didn't make up the riddles, Katara did. We took a vote and decided that since the Spinx looked female she probably had a female voice. I just dug through the book of riddles we'd purchased and found some really hard ones. As for answering...most people just ran for their lives but a couple of people did answer and got them right. I don't know what we would have done if someone didn't, seeing as how we can't make the stone statue eat them.
You can't live in da-Nile, Zuko. I just got back from there and it's probably even less sanitary than the Tasty Burger.
Cartouche, yeah, never going to remember that. I got you one anyway, and what's wrong with Zuk? I like Zuk. It's something only I call you.
Greece is pretty cool. It kind of smells like fish, but that's okay I guess. They've got some of the best sea food I've ever tasted, I'll tell you that much! Everything is kind of white, grey, blue, or green here but it has a kind of charm to it.
Katara and I were roaming around Athens. It was pretty cool! We went to the...er...Apocolypse? Agro...Agra...Acropolis that's it! Basically it's the remains of this huge temple on the top of hill. It was really cool, and the view was amazing. We spent part of the day wandering around these giant white stones, and the other part going through the museum. They had all kinds of great sculptures, and I swear Katara knew every story about everyone of the gods. I'll be honest, it was actually kind of fascinating. I tried to tell her about all the cool math stuff the ancient Greeks knew, but she ignored me. Go figure.
I wish we could stay longer in Greece, but from here we're heading North. I think. I don't know. My internal clock is so screwed up from all this time zone jumping I don't know when to sleep anymore. Well, regardless, Russia here I come!
Your now slightly more cultured friend,
Sokka
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Post by oujiinozuko on Feb 2, 2006 15:57:17 GMT -5
To: Sokka The educated Lucky son of a fisher Spectacular Since always. Yes, yes. I'm rolling my eyes at you by the way. A book of possibilities is a scrapbook where you cut out things from a magazine that you would like to see or something. For example, a page in my book, if I was girly enough to have one, would have a brochure of Egypt. And yes you were in it. Your head was on the body of a groom with her as the bride. I'm still snickering about it. Tell Katara thank you and that I really appreciate her, will you? Thanks. Uncle says thanks for the pictures for the wall. He's having way too much fun with it by the way, it's starting to creep me out. Ok, first of all, the Sphinx was made in the likings of the Pharaoh Kufu or his son. So it's really funny that you would say that. And yes, it would be hard for you to make a giant stone statue move and eat someone. That would be entertaining to watch though. Sure I can, I can live in a protective suit while in it. Yes, only you can call me that. And do you know why? Because no one else would live long enough to do so again. Fish? That must have felt like home to you. I like the color scheme, very nice in my head. I'm not sure I would like it as much, but hey that's ok. So, do you think you like Greece the most so far? You know Sokka. I've just noticed something. You write absolutely everything you think. Including how to pronounce words. Most people would stop writing, think about it, then write it down when they figured it out. But not Sokka, he can't be normal. By the way, that sounds like loads of fun. You? Find mythology interesting? That's a first. As for Katara not paying attention to you, I have a quote for you. "I'm going to die from a heart attack from that surprise!" I'm sorry you're so confused Sokka, but you'll be fine once you get back. I hope. Uncle says Bundle up tightly, because it's *really* cold in Russia. Good luck with that. Your still utterly un-cultured friend, Zuko
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 2, 2006 16:12:00 GMT -5
To: Zuko Who should be thanking His lucky stars That he is not here With me
Before I answer anything in your other letter, let me just say that Russia and Sokka do NOT get along. This country hates me! I've been sick since we got here two days ago. Not like, a little sick either. I've been sick enough that Bato was seriously debating canceling the rest of the trip and going home, which is why this letter is slightly later than the others. I feel better now though, which is why Katara gave me a notebook and pen today when she wouldn't last night.
So, basically, I hope you didn't want to have a bunch of info about Russia- and probably not the Czech Republic either since I doubt Bato will let me go outside there- because I haven't gotten to see any of it.
That said, I shall now respond to your letter.
My head on a groom? I don't know whether to be flattered or disturbed. I'll get back to you on that one.
Why do you know all this random Egyptian stuff? I know you think ancient kings are fascinating and everything but that's just...random. Though they were, apparently, rather feminine looking Pharaohs because it really does look pretty female. How do they know it was a son? Maybe he had a daughter but needed a son to carry on the line so he pretended it was a son.
I'm glad you've let me live this long. You know you'd miss me terribly if you killed me, though at the moment I wish you would. I hate being sick. It's stupid.
Yeah, so far Greece is my favorite. It's just really kind of cool all the stuff they did when they still thought the universe revolved around the earth. If find their priorities a bit backwards, but fun nonetheless.
...If I didn't write down everything, these letters wouldn't be nearly as fun. Then I would be normal, too, and since when have I been normal? Dad says I wasn't even normal when Mom was pregnant with me, so why should I start now?
Well, I'm getting tired again. Write me a nice long letter to cheer me up, would you?
Your ever in trouble counterpart,
Sokka
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Post by oujiinozuko on Feb 2, 2006 16:45:01 GMT -5
To: Sokka The Everly sick Who needs a hug From Appa or Momo
Ug, that does not sound very fun at all. Why is it that when ever you are sick, you are always sick for the worse? Also, Why is it that you're always sick? Is that some sort of Sokka thing? At least you've been getting rest. Give my thanks to Katara and Bato for looking after you.
Russia has never much been an interesting topic to me. So don't worry to much about it. It's not worth walking out and getting your self sick even more, so don't even think about it.
Yes, it disturbed me as well, but now I have great black-mail. So worries there for me.
Why? I don't know. I'm thinking it's because I study Egyptology in my spare time. It helps balance the English with the History and Science or something like that. I guess the Pharaoh's were girly because they wore make-up and wigs and everything....I guess he could have done that to his daughter. There is no proof against it..so..
No thanks Sokka. I will never kill you. Especially when you ask me too, because I know you would never mean it, if not for your sake then for mine. You know how traumatized I would be if I killed you! Therefore, it would never happen. So stop dreaming.
I guessed as much. You're so predictable did you know that? Completely, unless you're not me, than I guess it might be harder.
True. All those points are true. So even before birth you were marked with being a Sokka? I feel sorry for you now. To bad I can't go back in time huh?
A nice long letter? How do you expect me to do that with a life like mine? No interest what so ever. Except that Principal Zhao came over yesterday to talk to my Uncle. No idea what they were talking about though because I was a work. I just opened my door and there he was, taking up the whole door way. He makes a better door than my actual door, did you know that? It's sad I say. Sad!
What else can I write? Heya Sokka! Aang here! I just took Zuko's pen and paper on my air scooter! You should have heard the noise he made! It was hilari... Stupid bald brat! I can't believe he did that! Oh well...he says hi again. He also says that I should get back to my reading, but I'm ignoring him.
Ok Sokka, Uncle Iroh is gaining up with Aang about my reading so I have to go now. Get better soon! Inside is a card, made by Aang and signed by everyone. Enjoy!
Your evil half who somehow gets in less trouble than you,
Zuko
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Post by Aubrey Pedersen on Feb 2, 2006 17:11:15 GMT -5
To: Zuko Who is so far behind On his reading He's going Backwards
Hey, tell Aang thanks for the card. I really appreciate it. Really. It totally made my day, a long with your letter. I tell you what, being sick in a hotel that doesn't even get TV in a language you can understand sucks horribly. I was so bored I pulled out my rubix cube. You know how bad that is!
Katara and Bato have deemed me well enough to be ditched while they go site seeing, but not actually well enough to go with them. Injustice, I say! They could have at least brought me back lunch. I'm sulking, can you tell?
What if I tricked you into killing me? Or, suppose I was dieing anyway and I asked you to kill me to make it short and painless instead of long and drawn out, then would you do it? I'm thinking you would, because you'd hate to see me suffer even more than just having me die...wouldn't you?
That was throughly depressing. Moving on.
Yes, before birth I was made a Sokka and a Sokka I shall forever remain. I kind of like being me, thank you. No one else seems to live a life anywhere near as interesting as mine. It also, conseqeuently, makes your life that much more interesting. You know you would hate it if you life were any more boring.
Zhao was at your house already?! My friend, that does not bode well for our senior year. Not. At. All. We're going to have to watch our step the first couple of days, for certain.
Now, you, write me a letter and then get back to your reading. Antigone isn't so bad once you get there. Kind of interesting, actually, since I just got back from Greece and it takes place there. Oh, give Zula all my love, and tell her that I miss her terribly right now. I miss you too, Zuko, but not in the same way. Aren't you glad to hear it.
On the mend from his latest narrow brush with death-
The amazing unbeatable Sokka
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