Letters- Sokka and Zuko's Summer Vacation

[oujiinozuko]

To: Sokka
The sick and the afflicted
Who needs to stop lecturing
His best friend about
Reading

I did and now he's bouncing around the house spouting how great he is for making you happy. Just so you know, I put on a fake horrified face when I read about the rubix cube. It made zula giggle and now she is trying to draw it. The little brat.

Ouch, that is harsh. I think it would hurt my feelings if I was ditched by the people who were supposed to be watching over me. Send a lecture from me to them about how to care for a sick Sokka. Tell Bato he should look it up on the best-sellers list, for I have written a book on it and everyone in the world who has a sokka needed them immensely.

No, no and no! I don't even WANT to think about that! Only if it was your last wish or if you were only being kept alive by a machine would I ever even think about killing you Sokka! Keep that in mind, because I don't think that will ever leave mine.

Yes, yes it was. I think I will ignore that whole thing and move on.

I'm glad you are a Sokka, it is true, but do you always have to be so much like a Sokka? We would be spared so much trouble if you let up sometimes...ok, I take it back, I'm fine with you being you, but only because of the pout that I *Know* is on your face right now. I'm not sure I would hate my life, but I know it would get old really fast.

Yes he is at my house already! I didn't even do anything this year! We were going to be good this year because it's our senior year right?....maybe he caught onto that...so he was concerned. You never know with Zhao do you?

There I wrote my letter, and I'm picking up the next book. I can't believe we have to read so much! It's unbelievable! Anyway, I don't have that privilege so I wouldn't know. And yes I gave Zula all your love and that sticky junk. And yes, I think you just made my day by saying that.

Rolling his eyes at his friends over-dramatic-ness,

The Prince Zuko

[Aubrey Pedersen]

To: Zuko
Who has finally admitted
His rightful place as
The Prince of all
Manly Men

Guten tag Zuko!

I want to see that picture if Zula manages to capture it. Some of the worlds greatest artists have tried to capture that look on you and failed. I'll even pay her ten dollars for the picture if it turned out well.

Uncle Bato wants to know why they didn't get a free copy of the book since they probably need it more than anyone else. You know, I'm kind of feeling a little picked on. I'm not that hard to care for, I don't think. Zula does it just fine...did you give her a copy of that book?

I will keep that in mind, since that will now be stuck there forever.

Yes, I do always have to be so much a Sokka! I can't help it. It's just the way I am. Why do *you* always have to be so much a Zuko? Answer me that one!

Why on earth would we be good our senior year? That's just what Zhao expects! No, no, we must go out with a bang this year! I've got some ideas that really are flawless this time, but it is not safe to send them to you in the mail. You never know if he's having it watched. I will simply have to tell them to you when we return home and I've debugged our room.

We're in Germany now, and I can go out this time. Whoo! We stopped at Heidelburgh Castle (I think. Don't ask me how to spell, because I don't know). It was cool, and creepy, and old. Katara says its haunted. She even had the nerve to bend some water on me when I told her it was impossible! With me recovering from whatever I was sick with too.

I got you a shirt. Sorry, that's the best I could come up with. I think you'll like it though. It's black and has a flag on it.

Coming home in a two weeks,

Sokka

[oujiinozuko]

To: Sokka
The picked on
And the Drama Prince
Of the not so manly men

Good dog to you too Sokka ^-^!,

Ha, I bet you would. What do you mean many artists have tried to capture my looks? How many artists out there could possibly want to draw me? A whole ten dollars? Wow, I think I should just take a picture on the camera of me if I get ten bucks for it.

Tell him I needed the money to pay for my car. Tell him I will now get him a free copy if he still feels like he needs it. Don't feel picked on Sokka, just realize that it's true and that you are actually a very picky sick person. And yes, Zula's success is because of her dear brother, who feels under-appreciated.

Because there needs to be someone to govern the manly men. Without a Zuko all civilization as we know it would collapse upon its self. I am the key stone of our pyramid, therefore, if I am removed, we are all doomed. Don't tell me the great Sokka didn't know that already?

Don't you think you're over doing it at the de-bugging bit? I know Zhao is crazy, but I doubt he would actually try to listen to whatever we're saying...would he? I hope not, that's just scary. Anyway, are you sure we should mess everything up this year? I mean, I know half of the things we do are not on purpose, so why do we encourage it? Why do we push it along? Isn't that just asking for a later graduation?

Yay for Germany. It should feel graced with your presence. A haunted castle huh? Neat! I wish I was there to see the look on your face, it would have been humorous that is sure. It was rude of her to splash you though. Do you want me to send you a blanket?

Oh, nice. I can't wait to get that one either. We're still counting Sokka!

Going to greet you in two weeks,

Zuko

[Aubrey Pedersen]

To: Zuko
Who thinks he is
Horribly clever
When really
He isn't

Not good dog, smart one. Guten tag. Now, unless you can successfully say Bonjour, I'm not going to give you some of this cool Tour de France stuff I got you. So there.

Yes, I got you Tour de France stuff. Aren't you proud of me? We happened to be in the town that the race was going through on the day it went through. So many bikers! They don't give you the full affect on TV, let me tell you!

In case you didn't get it already, we're in France now. We stopped in that town to watch the race, then we were off to Paris. I'm actually not as impressed as I should be, I think, but that's okay. Katara is enjoying it enough for both of us. She keeps pointing out landmarks as we go by, telling me either of writers that were there or a novel that took place there or some random peice of history. Freaky little English person.

A taken picture doesn't count. It has to be a drawn one, and lots of artist draw you. Didn't you know you're fun to draw, or so I've been told? I think it's because you're so "interesting to look at".

I am not a picky sick person! The sickness is picky. I'm just me having been infested by some very demanding germs. Bato says thank you for the book, by the way, and that he can't wait to go home and get it. I told him it wasn't very funny, but he ignored me.

How many other people have Sokka's, Zuko, and why didn't they write *you* a hand book?

Tell Zula I'm hurt that she would use a manual. I don't have a manual, and I think I'm still pulling this whole dating thing off fairly well. I mean, I got her a charm bracelet from Paris! What more does she want? I would ramble on more about your sister, but I know how uncomfortable that makes you so I'll try to restrain myself.

*You* are the keystone of the pyramid of society?! We're all doomed. I thought we were doomed from Aang being the Avatar but now I know we're doomed. I shall begin preperations for the imminant collapse of society as soon as I get home.

I'm not over doing it! Zhao is freaky that way! How else could he have possibly known I was the one that filled the auditorium with gas from rotten eggs at last years closing speech? We're not going to mess it up! He'll never know it was us! Again, however, I can't tell you here. Far to risky, especilly since I know you tend to leave letters where anyone *cough*Zula*cough* can read them and read things they aren't supposed to.

How do I know you do this? I GOT A LETTER FROM YOUR SISTER TELLING ME SO! She wants to break up with me! Do you have an idea how horrible it is?! Luckily, I have written her a rather nice letter telling her how wonderful she is- all of which is true- to accompany afformentioned bracelet. That's why I need you to tell her that I don't have a manual and it isn't fair. I'm doing the best my poor little Sokka brain can!

Well, we're off to Spain, then England, then Ireland, then home!

The heart-broken until further notice,

Sokka

[oujiinozuko]

To: Sokka
Who is forgiven for being so
Horribly rude as Zuko has
realized his mistakes

Fine, fine. I'll say it! Watch me go! Bonjour! Pronounced, Bon-shore (or REALLY close). There, I get my Tour Stuff now right?

I can't believe you actually got to watch a Stage of the Tour de France! So unfair! I'm going to be in that someday, I hope you know. I'll probably just be part of the Peloton, but I WILL be in the race, I swear it! Don't insult the English People for the know not what their obsessions do to you.

Who on earth says that to you? Because that is really just scary! I really want to know Sokka, so please, share.

Fine, not really picky, just Sokka-ish. Tell him it's wrapped and ready for him.

Um...I don't know honestly. I'm sure I do, it's just that no one has published it. Maybe you should as payback. Come on, admit it, it would be fun! And no, Zula didn't use the stupid handbook. She just has a sixth-sense about you or something.

Haha Sokka! I'm so happy you have such confidence in me! How will prepare this time? A home-made bomb shelter? I'm sure *that* would go over well!

Zhao is just...Zhao. Look, I'm sorry about Zula! I didn't know she'd freak out so much about it! It must be her week or something! Honestly! I'll try to be more careful Sokka ok? Just, try to calm down! Ok, I can't wait to listen to your ingenious plans when you come back. I'm guessing we should carry a banner that says 'Down with Zhao?" It would make his life easier, that's for sure.

She isn't really that mad is she? If so than I feel kind of guilty! And that shouldn't happen with anything that has to do with my sister! I'll make sure to set things right with her alright? You big baby.

Your friend who is running short of glue to fix your heart,

Zuko

[Aubrey Pedersen]

To: Zuko
Because he really is
The world's best best friend
For having forgiven me
My Stupidity

How is it you can say Peloton, but you can't say Bonjour? Oh well. Bon-shore is close enough. You realize I would have given you the stuff anyway, don't you?

I believe you'll be in the race, Zuk. You're compeditive enough for it, that's for sure. Katara said she'll come to cheer you on, and so will I. I'll even figure out how to work a camera just for the occasion. Look at me and my technology-challenged-self go.

They really should know what they're obsessions do to me. They tell me often enough what mine do to them.

Who tells me you're interesting to draw? A bunch of girls, mostly. They love drawing you, particularly with your shirt off. Though, I wasn't aware you were as 'ripped' as some of them try to convince me you are. Since they keep refuring to me as "The Zuko Expert" you think they would actually listen to me, but whatever.

I should what, write a hand book for you? You're far to complicated to be explained in a simple handbook. You need your own encyclopedia set. More complicated than some girls, you are, mate.

I was thinking more that I was going to go build up an army of mutant zombie penguins to take over the world when the collapse throws it into chaos, but a homemade bomb shelter doesn't sound to bad.

Yes, Zula was that mad but all is forgiven now since she got my letter. I got Katara to recite some of her favorite love poetry for me to copy down, and Zula loved it. She knows I'm not much of a poet myself, of course, but she still thought the effort was cute. The gold bracelet didn't hurt either.

Spain is...interesting. Actually, I'm feeling a bit under the weather again, so I haven't gone out much. Katara and I did go to a bull fight, and that was pretty cool. I got you a sword! No idea how I'm going to get it home, but hey I got you one! Bato says I'm going to have a lot to explain to the customs officers.

Well, it's raining. Yay. I've finished all my reading, how about you? I've even written down arguements for the teacher as to why he should never teach those books again. Think I'm bored enough on airplanes yet?

Next stop, Oxford!

The slightly better than before,
And excited to get home,

Sokka

[oujiinozuko]

To: Sokka
A guy who has to realize
just how much he is missed
because Zuko is sending him
many brainwaves

Yes I know that Sokka, but that's only because you're a big softy and you know it.

Thanks Sokka, I appreciate your confidence in me, really. I'm also flattered that you would try to work a camera-thing-a-ma-bob, just for me. I feel so unworthy, and yet extremely loved. Go me!

Ok, now I'm *really* scared? Girls go around and draw me shirtless and then call you my expert?! No wonder those rumors are going around!

So I need an encyclopedia? An encyclopedia? Can I have my own box for my set? More complicated than girls? I think you may over analyze me or something for I am not more complicated than girls. I hate to break it to you mate, but I'm not.

Zombie penguins?! And I thought my home-made bomb shelter was weird and useless. Yes, I just insulted your penguins. I'm sorry Sokka, but I really don't think that big fat non-flying birds are going to help you in anyway.

Sorry about that mate, I didn't know she could ever get that mad at you. Considering she turns into putty every time you pout at her. A Gold bracelet? I've seen her wear that acutally. She hasn't even taken it off yet, now that I think about it.

Again? How many times can you get sick in one month? You went to a bull fight? Did anyone get skewered? That would have been so fun to see! A sword? SWEET! Now how am I ever going to repay you? You make that impossible did you know that? Maybe I can by you some stickers off the internet or something...

Rain? What is this rain you speak of? It's like you're trying to speak to me I know it? Reading? Now you've really got me confused. Why do you speak to me in such tongues?!

Actually, I think I'll be able to finish my reading soon, so no need to worry about me. Arguments for the teacher? Sounds like a book Bato should write. And yes, I can tell that you're bored. Maybe you should try to learn a language or something.

Well, I'm going to go ahead and send this off. See you soon, hopefully.

The equally excited,

Zuko

[Aubrey Pedersen]

To: Zuko
Who shall be my
Second in command when
My penguins and I
Take over

I'm not a softy, I just think you deserve it. Really. I've put you in insane amounts of danger in the 17 years you've known me. Think about it! I've gotten you in countless fights, put in detention 654 times, suspended 5 times, put in the hospital 8 times, crashed your car once, grounded more times then there are numbers known to man, and dropped in a lake. That's only counting the times that were actually my fault! Through all that, you still have my back. You deserve all of this dude.

...That was way to sentimental. Burn this before anyone else sees it, alright?

I was scared too, but they jumped me! I didn't know what to do except answer their questions. I'll admit, I had to make up answers to some of them. A simple "I don't know and I don't want to know" didn't suffice them. Which, yes, does explain the rumors. Sorry about that.

I'll even get Aang to draw a picture of you on your box. I've started the first artical for the Zuko Encyclopedia. It's Acting. It includes what to do with you when you're trying to act, when you're ranting about bad acting, and how to hide you when a Katara is trying to get you to act in a musical/play with her.

...I just got hit for that...

You forgot the mutant part. Their mutant zombie penguins. So they can fly and the can spray radioactive slime from their wing tips.

She hasn't taken it off? That's great news! That means that she has gone from just fogiving me to missing me again. Yay!

Katara thinks I wasn't sick in Spain, just depressed because Zula had dumped me and I hadn't gotten a phone call from her to tell me otherwise until just before I left when I wrote you the last letter. I'll agree, it's possible.

Nah, no one got skewerd. Some guy got scraped up pretty good though. Katara thought she was going to be sick, but I thought it was kind of interesting. Why anyone would willingly do that is beyond me but I'm sure there is a reason for it. If we can unlock that reasoning, we can make anyone do anything we want!

...Do you think we could trick Zhao into doing a bull fight?

Lets see, what can I tell you about Oxford? It was really cool. Lots of neat old buildings, and green everywhere. I tell you, I've never seen so many shades of green in my life!

While Bato did his reading, Katara and I got to go to London (don't ask how we got there, you don't want to know and my ears are still ringing from that lecture. It was all about how irresponsible that was, how he expected better of me, and how if there wasn't just one more stop left we'd both be on a plane home, I think). London is amazing! The Thames is this big old river going right down the middle of it, with boats and everything.

We saw Westminster Abbey, Parliment, the Tower of Big Ben, and Buckingham Palace. Then we took the Underground (very crowded), and went to the Tower of London. We saw Tower Bridge, and the crown Jewels, and everything! Katara knew a bunch of the stories there too, like the Princes of the Tower.

We went to that room, where supposedly the two young Princes (Edward V and Richard Duke of York) were murdered by their uncle Richard III so he could become king. I'm going to research it more when I get home because Katara seemed convinced that it was him, but from what I read on the little cards there I'm not so sure. It was interesting anyway. She tried to convince me the Tower was haunted too, but I kept my mouth shut this time.

I think London could compete with Greece as my favorite place, except for the getting in trouble part. That was bad, but definitly worth it. For now. If Bato tells Dad when we get home, then maybe not so worth it anymore.

Stickers? Dude, I have my own pillow case full of them! I got stickers from every place and every airport we've stopped at. You'd have to get me stickers from Africa if you wanted to even come close. Or Southern Europe, I suppose. I don't have any from Austria...

I'm glad you finished your reading. I thought you might not without Katara there to be a slave driver about it. I'm guessing her letters were enough. Did she send you letters? I know she sent some to Zula.

I got you a hat and a book from the Tower. Yes a book, but it's a book of "Ghost Stories" so I thought you might enjoy it. Katara also took lots and lots of pictures for you.

Well, next stop Ireland! I'll see if I can't find you a four leaf clover. You need all the luck you can get with a friend like me.

Coming home in 3 days,
Hopefully in one peice,

Sokka

[oujiinozuko]

To: Sokka
Who has obviously
Lost some great deal
Of Confidence
Or something

...When you say it like that, I would definitely have to agree with you. How did I put up with you so long Wonder boy? Do I remember the times I was in the hospital? I'm sure I remember one, but the other seven, could be a little hazy. I tell you what though, your sentimental side is almost scary. It's actually as scary as Zula dressing up as Snow White, remember that? That was soooo freaky!

Actually I think I will frame this letter and put it right on my night stand, that way I can show it to you when you become ungrateful. I am something you need to be grateful for everyday my friend.

Just so you know, I sighed. Deeply. I should have known something disturbing was causing those rumors. I just never guessed that. I really freaks me out actually. Never see them again. As soon as you see them, either scream and run in terror. Or just put on your Sokka defensive maneuvers, which include; pouting cutely, or curling up into a ball. We'll see which work better.

I feel flattered. By the way, thanks for doing that one first. That one is lethal in any Zuko collection. Just because he *may* be able to sing and dance, doesn't mean he wants the school population to know it...

I'm probably going to get hit or punished in someway when you get back aren't I? Oh well..

Ok then. Fine, they are *mutant* zombie penguins. I still hold my opinion on them. Even if it will end up being my destruction when you actually take over the world. If not for the power, than to spite me I am sure.

Yes, yes. I do believe she misses you more than ever now, if I think about it. She's pining for you for heaven's sake! She's definitely become more active in the count-down wall, that's for sure.

Oh yes well, I sure hope you didn't think that made me feel any better.

That would have been so cool! I would love to watch bull fighting! I think the do it for either honor, or the adrenaline rush, which ever. You know what Sokka? I bet we could make people believe and do whatever we want anyway. We'd just have to put those mutant zombie penguins of yours to work.

That would be fun. You should have bought him one of those goofy hats that they wear!

Green? Well, I do know that England is supposedly green and has gray skies. Does England have gray skies?

Oh good jerb Sokka. Let's just get yelled at some more. Honestly, I am kind of surprised that Bato got to mad. Is it really that dangerous in London, or did he just think it was stupid of you to go without any adult supervision. Which does, now that I put it that way, seem pretty stupid. I'm glad neither you or Katara got hurt. If you did, you would have a lot of very sad people you would have to explain to, you realized that, right?

I didn't know you could do so many things in London, especially in one day. You two are talented. Glad you had fun, at any rate. It sounds like it was a blast. Oh, and by the way, way to keep your mouth shut. It seems as though a Sokka can learn from past mistakes. Believe me, I was beginning to think that wasn't possible.

Well, as long as you find it worth while...except that's what I always say when we get in trouble with Zhao. Maybe I should stop doing that because I seems to have some weird effect on your brain and it encourages you. Yeah, I should write that down. About getting lectured by Hakoda sir? That would probably put London down on my list.

Excuse me for trying. Bah, now I’m really going to have to work hard. Which isn't fair. All you had to do was be immediate family, and I have to actually work to show my friend how much I care about him?...hm...that actually sounds like what it is supposed to be. Isn't that interesting how that works?

Ha! I have gone beyond your expectations! Though yes, it was actually because Katara wouldn't stop bugging Zula so she threatened me, with an actual whip, to get my reading done. Needless to say, I got the proper motivation.

More reading? Oh well, at least it's something I'll enjoy. Thanks for it Sokka, though I'm still trying to figure out what I'd do with a hat. Protect my bald head from getting sunburned I suppose. It's so sad to be bald at my age, even if I actually do have a lot of hair. I'm not sure which is worse actually...how does Aang do it? Anyway, tell Katara thank you and that I do appreciate them. In fact, they are in my scrap book.

I thought you didn't believe in luck and four-leaved clovers giving it too you. Again with the sentimental stuff. Sokka, you are definitely being Zuko deprived, and you know what? You should never be again because it's confusing you as well as me. And besides, I think you are one of the best friends any one can ever have.

Is counting hours until 3 days is up,
Telling Sokka he will be home in one piece if he stops worrying about it,

Zuko

[Aubrey Pedersen]

To: Zuko
Who is suffering from
Sokka-deprivation
But that shall be allivated
Soon

Wonder boy? WHAT is that all about? Since when do you give me funny nicknames? It makes me sound like Hercules, which is just plain weird...though appealing, for reasons I'm not going to name for the sake of your sanity and mine.

I find it amusing that you mentioned seven trips to the hospital the sentance before talking about Zula as Snow White. Amazing what your brain assosiates, ne?

Anyway, no you probably don't remember most of them. I know that in at least one you had a concussion, and for two of them you were unconcsious...Gees, Zuko, way to reawaken feelings of guilt!

You wouldn't dare. No, Zuko, don't you dare! If I spot that letter framed I swear you are going to have a close encounter with my boomerang! It isn't funny, Zuko! The last thing I need is Katara to see that so she can make fun of me...more than she already does.

I do not pout cutely!...Often...And it's not like I want to see them! I tried to run away last time but they literally dragged me into the janitor's closet and threatened to spork me (or blackmail me). I had no choice! You should flattered you have a fan club! A violent one, but a fan club nonetheless.

No, I didn't really expect that my account of my depression would make you feel better. I just thought I'd share anyway so you'd know my immune system does exist. Like Santa Claus. And gaint talking M and Ms. And the tooth fairy.

I do not wish to reveal the secret of my penguins to the general public until the time is right! We are just going to have to come up with some other way to bend the masses to our will.

We should become TV stars. Everyone listens to what celebraties say. We could take advantage of that.

...What would you do if I told you I *did* get Zhao one of those hats?...

Yes, England had grey skies. Ireland does too. I like Ireland a lot. The name the Emerald isle makes sense! More on that later, though.

We had adult supervision! He was just..20 years old and we'd known him for about two hours...brillant guy, though! That's why he was an Oxford Student.

London is probably better at a slower pace, true, but it was fun to see all the stuff. I'd like to go back someday and spend more time looking around. Our senior trip, maybe?

Very funny. I could keep my mouth shut if I wanted to. Most of the time, however, I don't see the need. You always know what I'm thinking anyway.

Zuko, you don't have to get me anything. Really. You've been answering my letters, that's all I need! Oh, by the way, since you'll get this probably only hours before you get the real me, I want a letter placed on my pillow when I get home ^_~.

Yes, the idea of the hat was that when we are forced to do yard work as we inevitably always are, you'd stop burning your head. It looks painful.

You're with Aang, why don't you ask him how he can stand being bald?

I don't believe in luck, and neither do you, which is where the irony came from. Well, maybe you BELIEVE in luck, you just don't think you have it. In which case it works because I'll bring you some.

Now, about Ireland...

It's really green with lots of sheep. That's about all I saw. Katara dragged me down to a beach, and I did go in the water. I also nearly froze my scrawny little legs off! Next time I swim in south Paciffic, because the North Atlantic is just way to cold!

I did collect a bunch of marine life, though. Crabs, mostly, of various sizes and some shells. We also looked around an old church, which was pretty cool. Katara helped me on the four leaf clover search, and we found one! We put it on cardboard and wrapped it in plastic for you as well, then Katara poked a hole through the cardboard and ran some twine through it so you can wear it around your neck. How special do you feel?

I also got Zula another charm for her bracelet. that took up about the last of my funds, so I'm glad we're coming home tomorrow!

I'll see you tomorrow evening, Zuko! I can't wait to get home!

The one and only "wonder boy",

Sokka

[oujiinozuko]

To: Sokka
Who is reading this
on his bed for this letter
was on his pillow, like he
wanted

First off, I don't really know where Wonder Boy came from. The fact that Meg says it though disturbs me though, because I said it to you, and she said to Hercules and they...ick! NO, just no!

My brain is a very complex thing, if you must know. I'm not even sure how it works yet, so don't ask and I'll give you the results to my experimenting later.

That would be why I don't remember most of those. I can't believe I was unconscious! What the heck did we do?!

You're reaction is what is funny my friend. I didn't frame it actually, I just laminated it and decided to stick in the drawer inside of my night stand. So ha, no boomerang throwing for you. At least, not at my head. Besides, I'm sure Katara could have found something better to tease you with than a stupid letter. She's waaay more clever than that.

You do too! Whenever you pout, it is cutely, not sadly. Also, you're telling me to be flattered for a rabid bunch of carnivorous girls that decided to become a club? No! Not ever going to happen mate, I'm sorry! Besides, you should have pouted, than they could be obsessed with you and would turn to 'aaaaw'ing goo while you did so. They would be putty in your hands!

I thought you didn't believe in any of them either! Now you're confusing my poor Zuko brain! You have to apologize to it later I hope you know!

That's it! I now have an ingenious way to take over the world! We'll use your afore mentioned pout! It's brilliant! The way you pout is way to cute for any of them to resist! Unless it's Katara, Bato and Hakoda sir. There's nothing we can do to make them bow except peer pressure. Which, by the way, is much better than becoming TV Stars. My face would never last long in big lights.

I would die of laughter. Why, did you?

I'm not sure that counts as Adult supervision Sokka. I think Adult Supervision usually includes someone you didn't meet on spot, no actually, I'm positive! About London, I would agree to that about anyplace. Definitely better when not yelled at and actually seeing scenery. As for going there, sure, why not? It'd be an adventure.

That is true, and it also makes it rather frightening. How do I do that anyway?

See that? That's sentiment. It's seeping through the page like spilt perfume...that was awfully poetic of me. And I do mean awful. I also feel like a hotel maid. 'And here's a mint on your pillow sir, any thing else?'

It is painful. A sunburned scalp is neither pretty or pleasant. As for talking to Aang, absolutely not. I will not converse with that brat! He took my candy!

I do *believe* in luck, and I *believe* it hates me. Am I really that repulsive?

Sheep are stupid. That's all I have to say about them.

You, Sokka, went into the water? Holy cow! I should write that down! What did you do with that marine life anyway?

Oh, I feel special. Tell Katara thanks. There is also a thanks to you, but you don't have to tell yourself thank you. That was nice of you. Zula's excited now. She's scaring me in all of her excitement.

I can't wait! See you then!

The very ecstatic and bored,

Zuko